Beverly Hills Car Club is hysterically insane

"Pixel" (Improbcat) 11/16/2015 at 09:21 • Filed to: None

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The stuff they try and sell combined with their asking prices is a riot.

This Porsche is $6,950 , and is described as “ a strong parts car or will require an extensive restoration. ”

I’m sorry but no. There is basically nothing salvageable here. This car doesn’t require an extensive restoration, it requires a respectful burial.

http://www.beverlyhillscarclub.com/1967-porsche-9…

CalzoneGolem > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 09:23

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Seeing this gaping hole made me laugh out loud.

bob and john > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 09:24

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you can save the dials?

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 09:25

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Did they pull the Porsche out of the ocean? Anyways, it’s only a 912. But seriously wtf?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 09:25

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You’re forgetting that Tavarish exists.

DasWauto > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 09:29

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Considering the way classic Porsche prices are trending, this is a smoking deal.

- idiots, probably

Your boy, BJR > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 09:32

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http://www.beverlyhillscarclub.com/1990-bentley-t…

Dis Bentley doe

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 09:34

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There’s no car left.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/16/2015 at 09:57

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Other than the slight suspension sag, what could go wrong? I kind of want it.

Thomas Donohue > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 10:23

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That’s one hell of a barn find. Too bad the barn collapsed on top of the car in 1997.

PS9 > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 10:25

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You misunderstand. Time machine ownership is assumed when they say ‘extensive restoration’. If you have one of those, it’s easy-pesy.

...Oh wait. No one does because that can’t exist. Nevermind, it’s trash.

Berang > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 10:29

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What parts, exactly? Everything is either bent or rusted through.

JustAnotherG6 > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 10:37

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I’d take the gauge pack... that could look cool mounted on a wall or desk.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 10:38

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Is there one single piece of that car that is salvageable? Maybe the drivers side window glass? Also a 912 a few years ago was a $5,000 car in decent shape.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > CalzoneGolem 11/16/2015 at 11:23

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I thought that was the floor for a second, then realized there was no floor.

RallyWrench > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 12:37

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And it’s not even a 911! For crying out loud, that’s a new level of batshittery.

functionoverfashion > Pixel 11/16/2015 at 13:17

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I thought the same thing when I saw that. Like, even the gauges are in rough shape, probably the best part. It looks like it was literally pulled from under a pile of cars in a junkyard or a marsh somewhere.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Pixel 11/17/2015 at 02:51

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missing a bit here.

seriouslywhyiskinjastillterrible > Pixel 11/20/2015 at 02:20

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I think it was already buried. Possibly in the basement of the world trade center.